Leonardo Bonucci, Badass Extraordinaire

We’ve all seen Bonbon’s mettle on the pitch. Turns out, he’s just as fierce fuori del campo. Leo was out with Martina and baby Lorenzo at a car dealership in Turin on Thursday (seeking to buy a shiny new Ferrari, because all the cool kids are doing it these days) when a man with his face hidden pointed a gun at his head and demanded that he give him his watch. Leo refused and instead punched the would-be thief, knocking him to the ground before chasing him as he tried to get away on a scooter with his accomplice.

A warning to all would-be thugs of Turin: you merely adopted the dark. Leonardo was born in it. (Well, not really, but that reference was the perfect accompaniment to the photo, was it not?)