Oh, look. There go my ovaries. KABOOM. They gone.

Fabio Grosso’s birthday seems as good an excuse to relive this moment as any, right?

There’s no bitchface like Azzurri bitchface.

Hey Guys …

…I passed the Massachusetts Bar Exam.

Buon compleanno & tanti auguri to Francesco Totti, living legend.

It’s that time of year again: when ballers are photographed looking dapper and dashing on red carpets as part of Milan’s Fashion Week. Spotted at the opening of Piave 37, Dolce & Gabbana’s multibrand store, were Milan’s Ignazio Abate and Inter’s Mauro Icardi. Looking good, ragazzi!

Federico Balzaretti told the press that he cried ‘tears of joy’ after scoring Roma’s first goal in the Derby della Capitale:

I felt such incredible joy and emotion. This doesn’t happen every day. I tend to score once every four years, so to do it in the derby. So much went through my head at that moment.’

Tutti insieme a Milanello per lo scatto ufficiale della Prima Squadra!


… in case you missed it yesterday: Lorenzo Insigne scored an absolute screamer for Napoli in their Champions League clash against Borussia Dortmund. Lorenzo il Magnifico, indeed.

… it’s that time of year again … for official team photos!

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